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Joke of the Day

"New Bike Shop A registered sex offender just moved into my neighborhood. He opened up a bicycle shop called Pedal-Feelya."

"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? They're bitter. Garrison Keillor"

"Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?"

"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."

"Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other, ""I'd better get out and dry myself."""

"The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard."

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"

"Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?"