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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby cry twice? Rub the blood off your dick on his teddy bear"
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"Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say ""when"" and starts grating cheese on my salad I say nothing Room fills with Parmesan No one survives"
"There is one instrument I just can't stand.. The Sitar"
"Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in."
"Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle."
"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"TIL this is a shameless copy of one of the top posts on this sub just changing a few words Woops wrong sub"
"Two do list: -Do -Do"
"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."
"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"