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Joke of the Day
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"Q: ""Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"" A: ""Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"""
"What do you call it when a fish fucks his sister? Fincest. (This joke is shitty, I know, but I couldn't resist posting it.)"
"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom xDDddd"
"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."
"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"
"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."
"My dyslexic uncle was suicidal... He kept jumping behind trains"
"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"