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Joke of the Day
"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
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"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"
"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."
"Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%."
"How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!"
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata."
"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"
"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"
"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."