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Joke of the Day

"There are two rules for success: Rule #1. Never reveal everything you know"

"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"

"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."

"What is Black, White and Red all over? My English Monologue Draft..."

"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."

"3-year-old: *dumps Cheez-its on the floor* Me: What are you doing?! 3-year-old: Feeding the Roomba."

"""No no no!"" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. ""I cannot see you today!"" ""That's fine"" said the salesman ""I'm selling spectacles."""

"i did it God! i finaly got 2 of evry animal NOAH.THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE *noah looks at boat full of dead animals* do u kno how long this took"

"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."

"I went to see a Topless Ventriloquist last weekend. She was awesome. I didn't see her lips move once."