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Joke of the Day
"What does an academic call masturbation? His seminal work."
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"I saw some snails fighting in my driveway... They were really slugging it out."
"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"
"WIFE: Dave's here HUSBAND: Dave from work or Dave who always wears scarves? ME: [from downstairs] I got caught in the ceiling fan again!"
"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"
"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."
"What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +"
"What did Jesus say to the Mexicans? Don't do anything until I get back"
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."" ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"Some parents count to 10 to get their kids to behave. I use a similar technique where I string out crime scene tape and fire up a chainsaw."