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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
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"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
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"A Redditor has sex for the first time"
"*tips fedora at a mosquito* m'laria"
"Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets."
"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."
"KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it"
"What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender loving hare."