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Joke of the Day

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is ""What does this word mean?"""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"

"I believe in the vagina like other people believe in God I've never seen one before, but I have faith."

"What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing, but it gave up a little whine."

"[At the first thanksgiving] Pilgrims: Im thankful for the land you gave us Natives: we didnt give you land? Pilgrims: *winks at the camera*"

"/!\ AP Breaking News /!\ Sheltered Rich White Southerner Uses Racial Slurs But Says It's Not Hateful"

"Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?"

"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."

"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."