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Joke of the Day

"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."

"Remember kids, dark humour is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"

"What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija-13"

"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."

"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."

"""Be there in 5,"" I text, though I am 30 minutes away, completely nude, and engaged in a fist fight with a neighbor."

"I'm hungry A boy walks up to his dad. ""Dad I'm hungry."" ""Hi hungry!"" ""Dad I'm serious."" ""I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."" The boy then dies of hunger."

"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."