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Joke of the Day

"What do black people and bikes have in common? Both get thrown out when they have no use"

"I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"

"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"By the way it was me who set those sheep free to roam around the courtroom during your divorce hearing. In case ewe were wandering."

"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"

"What is a cat's favorite vacation spot? Maui."

"If I find myself at Paula Deen's house, I'll be sure to stay out of the kitchen. There's an oven in there. Jews in Stews #paulasbestdishes"

"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"

"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"