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Joke of the Day
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"
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"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"
"What is trees' preferred drug? Water. It helps them get high."
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"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."