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Joke of the Day

"So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop."

"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"

"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."

"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"

"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"

"Did you hear Mr. Fanatic started delivering gifts to children? They call him the elastic clause."

"Jimmy the NASCAR driver liked to masturbate during the race. He always came first, but finished last."

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q"

"What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !"

"Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, ""No ifs, ands, or buts!"""