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Joke of the Day

"I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong."

"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."

"We all knew that Jared Fogle loves the Subway Turkey Sub... but now we find out he likes to sneak a little salami into the bun too"

"The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!"

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.I am wearing a house."

"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""

"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."

"Q: What do outlaws eat with their milk? A: Crookies."