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Joke of the Day
"I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong."
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"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."
"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"
"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"
"Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said ""Make my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper""?"
"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."
"How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house."
"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."
"I started working on my 2nd million this year... Gave up on the first..."