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Joke of the Day
"The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!"
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"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"
"I hate when people people ask me what I'm doing in 5 years I mean like, come on guys I don't have 20/20 vision."
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"Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall"
"My niece was in the hospital getting treatment for leukemia. She asked me if I'd visit her when she got out. I said ""Nah, I really hate cemeteries."""
"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""
"BOSS: Don't just stand there. ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies."
"Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don't have a Lamborghini ;)"
"Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail? Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week."