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Joke of the Day

"This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore"

"I walked up to a girl and said, ""Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."" ""Erm...what?"" she asked. I said, ""I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."""

"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."

"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"

"Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me."

"Pictures of rich missing kids should go on the back of 1%"

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."

"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."

"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."