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Joke of the Day
"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."
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"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"
"Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned."
"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement."
"What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA? A ban from the petting zoo."
"scared the postman i scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. im not sure what scared him more, the fact that i was naked, or that i knew where he lived"
"You know why no one ever flunks out of Porn School? Everyone has to take a ""D"" on the final exam."
"How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment"
"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."
"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"