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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."

"Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high.."

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"T H E K I _ _ _ P P E R Taking a DNA sample from the kidnapper."

"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""

"I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere."

"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"

"What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven? Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!"

"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."

"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"