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Joke of the Day

"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."

"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Udder destruction!"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"

"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."

"So a train runs over a woman... A train runs over a woman... Who's fault is it? The train driver's because he was driving through the kitchen."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."