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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian ice cream sandwich? A Klondyke bar."
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"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"
"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."
"What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone? Told you!"
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, ""Awesome, now we're both barking."""
"How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin? Because he got nailed three times."
"Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction You'll definitely need that six appeal."
"What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive"
"How do vegetarians give blowjobs? They stick to just eating the head cheese"
"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."