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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."
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"*at the confessional Priest: .'..and do you repent? Do you plan to repeat these sins?' Me: 'You mean, like, ever?'"
"Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)"
"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."
"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."
"Does anyone know what subreddit ""your mamma"" jokes are in? Jk."
"What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you. [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]"
"Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at."
"My eHarmony Application was Rejected Apparently, ""My dick"" was not an acceptable answer to question #14: ""What do you like most in a woman?"""