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Joke of the Day
"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."
Next Joke
"I'm the skeptical guy in the infomercial audience. I didn't believe a $20 food chopper could be such a good value. guess what. I was wrong."
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."
"A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal."
"I just broke up with my blind girlfriend. We just didn't see eye to eye anymore."
"Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down."
"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."
"What do call you it when a butt pirate calls another butt pirate on the phone? Booty call."
"What's the tragedy with little people? They lead such short lives."