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Joke of the Day
"What do call you it when a butt pirate calls another butt pirate on the phone? Booty call."
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"Next time someone texts you to say ""call me""... Call them to say ""text me"". And just hang up."
"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."
"What's the most influental animal rights philosopher? Karl Barx"
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."
"[staff meeting] ""Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge, and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"""
"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."
"Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"