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Joke of the Day

"A tree fell on a family's house and killed everybody. It was rootless."

"How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)"

"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please"

"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."

"How do you spell that? t-h-a-t"

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."

"Romeo possum: [kissing] You're so hot Juliet possum: [plays dead] Romeo possum: Not cool, babe"