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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell that? t-h-a-t"
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"Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate."
"Do you know what my friend said before he kicked the bucket? He said, ""Look how far I can kick this bucket."""
"If Dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat."
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."
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"I just saw the end of the world coming Watching it gave me multiple orgasms"
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