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Joke of the Day

"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a dead body."

"ALCOHOL: The nighttime laughing, slurring, blurring, shouting, pounding head, confidence, so you can turnt shit up medicine."

"""Don't believe everything you read"" is the best motto I've ever read. But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now."

"I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3."

"When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo."

"I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie."

"What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records? January 1st, 1993"

"Naming my daughter ""A Relationship"" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her."