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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."
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"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."
"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"
"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."
"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"
"My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags."
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."