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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"
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"While we are on the offensive jokes, here's mine:""What's better than fucking a 13 year old boy against a barbwire fence?"" ""Nothing"""
"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."
"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."
"Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight?"
"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"
"[boys at work talking sports] Them: what's your favorite sport Me: yeah"
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."