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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
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"I always looked up to my Grandad... I especially remember his last words. Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!!!"
"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"
"Christmas gift What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"
"What do Coors Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both too fucking close to water."
"What do you call fake pasta? An impasta"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."
"What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack ."