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Joke of the Day
"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"
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"Sick at home with a temperature. Girlfriend says why are you so hot, ""I don't know I was born that way""."
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"A guy in school said that my clothes were gay ""Well, yes"", I told him ""they came out of the closet this morning."""
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""
"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"
"I generally avoid confrontation, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let this serving size suggestion tell me how to live my life."
"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."
"If you're head of the CIA and can't hide an extramarital affair it means it can't be done. Case closed, fellas."
"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."