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Joke of the Day
"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"
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"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"
"What do you call bears without ears? B."
"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"
"How accurate is the bible? Very!! Especially when thrown from a short distance...hits the target almost always."
"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."
"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."
"Here's my impression of an astronomer discovering that an asteroid is coming to destroy earth: ""This will make me famous but not for long"""
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"