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Joke of the Day

"[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal? Both feel bad as adult, if you're forced as a child"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"

"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."

"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"

"Have you heard the joke about the cloud? No? Eh, it's way over your head."

"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"