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Joke of the Day
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"
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"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"
"I was on TV last night When I'm drunk, I sleep anywhere."
"I'm 99% sure I have trust issues. Though I'm not sure I trust my math. Edit: I grammar well"
"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""
"What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!"