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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"
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"2016 It was a joke"
"A mathematician was pregnant Her friend asked her: - Boy or girl? - Yes."
"What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation? ""Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"" ""Welcome. We're glad to have you"""
"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"
"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."
"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."
"Did you hear about the mohel with no knife? He was a ripoff."
"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"