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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"
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"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."
"So I heard Nicki Minaj once wanted to kill herself. And her song comes on and I think why didn't she?"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi"
"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."
"Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."