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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."

"How much pussy does a Monk get? Nun"

"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."

"Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas? Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc."

"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."

"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."

"Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe. Well, at least 5/6 people will."

"Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is, ""spaghetti we think"" says one scientist"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !"