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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."

"Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO.... But most forget Honda's brand, HOMO...it's pretty gay if you ask me..."

"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""

"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."

"Did you hear Green Bay (NFL) is in the process of a buyout by Ghiradelli chocolates? They will be renamed the San Francisco Fudge Packers."

"First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"