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Joke of the Day
"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."
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"At school we were always taught the pull-out method doesn't work... ...but like many teenagers, it hasn't stopped the UK trying anyway."
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska? Ice [Krim](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)"
"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out-tide."
"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."
"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"Getting a retweet from someone with 0 followers is like being a beneficiary in a homeless person's will."