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Joke of the Day
"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."
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"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."
"finally found a way to refer to myself + dog in a way that's creepier than the mother/child dichotomy: FUR HUSBAND and SKIN WIFE"
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"
"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"
"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."