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Joke of the Day
"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."
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"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"
"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? L'Hymen!"
"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says""DING!"""
"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."
"DOCTOR: ""Ok, now PUSH!"" WOMAN IN LABOUR: ""Should I be doing this in my state?"" DR: [leaning out of car window] ""Less talky, more pushy."""
"Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably"
"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."