200801
Joke of the Day
"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."
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"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
"I cut so much rug... ...that I had to open a PLPD policy on my feet."
"the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties."
"What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common? They both want to bury their bone."
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."
"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"
"I'm Thirsty! Hey Thirsty, I'm Friday. Wanna go out on Saturday for a Sunday? ^I'm^sorry"