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Joke of the Day

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."

"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."

"What do you call an airline run by nazis? Aryan Air"

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."

"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"

"Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer."

"My Dad died recently, but unfortunately I slept in and missed the funeral I guess I'm not a mourning person"

"MY PARENTS NEVER BUY ME ANYTHING -Sent from iphone 6"

"What's the opposite of marshmellow? Well, I guess it would be marshmadness"

"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"