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Joke of the Day

"Every Time a Child Isn't Conceived During Sex... ... It's usually the result of a short cumming"

"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."

"I will give Canada this. Their geese are hard to keep in a headlock."

"I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little"

"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."

"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."

"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"

"idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]"

"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."

"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."