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Joke of the Day
"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."
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"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby. Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours."
"Top three reasons he doesn't text you back: 1. He's just not that into you 2. He's imaginary 3. He's a cat"
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"
"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"
"How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""
"Memes This is my first post, make it good. I want memes"
"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."