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Joke of the Day
"What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens"
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"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"
"I don't know why women spend so much money on sunglasses... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!"
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"Man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. The husband came back with a gun and shot the man in bed. The wife replied ""this is why you don't have anymore friends."""
"What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild? Fucking big ones!"
"Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says ""Dude, gross. I'm eating."""
"I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity."
"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""
"How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes"