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Joke of the Day
"What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild? Fucking big ones!"
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"If crime doesn't pay... ... than you're doing it wrong."
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
"2016 is on such a high kill streak I'm worried for when it's going to unlock nukes"
"Did you know the bible was written by M. Night Shyamalan? The plot twist was crrraaazzy. Jesus was a jew the whole time"
"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"