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Joke of the Day

"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."

"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."

"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"

"What's the biggest type of tree? A Country."

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit. Then he turned to wrestling."

"What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"