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Joke of the Day

"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."

"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."

"What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum job."

"Cow with a twitch, beef jerky."

"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."

"Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain."

"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"

"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."

"My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants."

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"