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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest type of tree? A Country."
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"I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio."
"If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president."
"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""
"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."
"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"
"I bet... ... you clicked here."
"What do you tell a slow tomato? ...what? Ketchup"
"A feminist went to the police department. She said she wanted to file a report because someone called her fat. ""It's ok, just leave your thumb print on this broadsheet"""
"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."