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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $40 to watch a garbanzo bean.."

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."

"If you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark."

"A Canadian walks into a bar A metal bar. BANG! ""Sorry!"" says the Canadian."

"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""

"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."

"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"

"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."

"What's the Difference between like, love and showing off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle"

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"