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Joke of the Day
"I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger"
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"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""
"Where do frogs come from? They're German and a tad-polish"
"ME: will it hurt? DR: u ever been stung by like, 500 bees? ME: omg no! DR: ok. that's not what it's gonna feel like. I was just wondering"
"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"
"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"
"If my wife made whiskey, I'd love her still."
"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"
"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."