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Joke of the Day
"Where do frogs come from? They're German and a tad-polish"
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"You are a lioness and I am your lion.. ..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!"
"What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste"
"What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff? Bouncy Beyonce."
"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"
"Where do you find 100 fat cows? At bingo"
"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."
"Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other way."
"Waiting for the day when parents finally admit that their kid is in fact ugly instead of thinking they have the most beautiful kid ever."
"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."