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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."

"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."

"Top ten Instagrams are of young women http://dadaviz.com/i/3971 *exclusions apply"

"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"

"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."

"Terry Schiavo's husband might have kept her alive if he was a vegan. Then he would have an all he can eat vegetable."

"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"