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Joke of the Day

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"

"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."

"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""

"What's a good comeback for a women when she's asked to get her husband a sandwich? She better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."

"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"

"I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete"

"What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery"