30987
Joke of the Day
"My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better"
Next Joke
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astrounaut you racist bastard!"
"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."
"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"
"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"
"""Will the father be present during the birth?"" asked the obstetrician. ""Nah"" replied the mother-to-be ""He and my husband don't get along."""
"A Zach Galifinakis-style ""impression"" joke. The character I'm working on is: MOMENTARILY CONFUSED BATMAN <husky voice>: Alfred... <regular voice>: Ahem... I mean hey Alfred"
"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela"